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Know someone who might benefit from a little humility? Send him a
LoserCard
and watch him squirm.
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Heath Shuler
Your sad life makes my career look successful.
Barry Alvarez
You're more pathetic than my non-conference schedule.
Jose Lima
I was a product of the Astrodome, and you're a product of a first-cousin marriage.
Phil Fulmer
You are about as effective as my coaching strategy in big games.
Wayne Fontes
You use your brain as effectively as I used Barry Sanders.
Richie Kotite
I know losers, and YOU, my friend, are a loser.
Bobby Knight
My I.Q. might be 75, but I'm a rocket scientist compared to you.
Alonzo Mourning
You're about as familiar with success as I am with the second round of the playoffs.
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